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Who's no longer living the luxe life?

We’re so livin’ large for today’s Smarter session! Can you guess which of the following de-luxed dish headlines is accurate? Bet you can’t!

Poll

Awful's Posh Poll

Which one's true?

<b>A. Jennifer Hudson</b>'s no longer being housed gratis by penny-pinching <b>Donald Trump</b>!

A. Jennifer Hudson's no longer being housed gratis by penny-pinching Donald Trump!

33%

<b>B. Michael Jackson</b> throws his breakfast tray at Arab sheik host for getting order wrong!

B. Michael Jackson throws his breakfast tray at Arab sheik host for getting order wrong!

14.5%

<b>C. Posh Spice</b> returns for cash <b>Katie Holmes</b>' Thanksgiving gift, a Swarovski crystal horn of plenty!

C. Posh Spice returns for cash Katie Holmes' Thanksgiving gift, a Swarovski crystal horn of plenty!

52.6%

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Get an answer after the jump...

Correct answer is A.

No idea if Jennifer Hudson got wind of how Trump notoriously likes to sometimes cool, after the fact, on his headline-grabbing acts of celebrity charity, but a spokesman for D.T. would only confirm that Hudson has indeed split the elegant Trump International Hotel & Tower.

"We did everything to respect their privacy while they were there," the mouthpiece said regarding Hudson's tragic reason for being there in the first place, "so we didn't make any statement—but no, they're not there."

Better to be home, of course. Godspeed, babe!