Brandon Davis has left Pink seeing red...and paparazzi, with luck, seeing green.
The billionaire oil heir (and "Firecrotch" promulgator) was, as is his tendency, caught on camera early this morning in yet another compromising position—namely, obliviously smashing into Pink's BMW SUV.
The bang-up job took place in the parking lot of West Hollywood's famed Viper Room around 1 a.m., though neither Pink nor any passengers were in the crunched vehicle at the time.
As for Davis, he was looking to make a getaway from the trailing paparazzi after leaving a liquor store adjacent to the club when he backed slowly into Pink's car, though his rep was quick to note that his late-night convenience run should not lead to speculation about his sobriety.
"Most people go in to buy soda, cigarettes," his rep told E! News, denying that the heir purchased any alcohol during his stop. "Just because he was leaving a liquor store doesn't mean he was cracking open a bottle to drink. That wasn't the case.
"That is a very dark parking lot. He backed up and did what all of us have done at one time or another."
To his credit, Davis quickly made the walk of shame into the club to personally inform the Grammy winner of the smash, thus avoiding the need for cops to be called to the scene.
"He made sure Pink and the people she was with had his information," his rep said, adding that Davis has yet to receive an estimate of the damages.
—Additional reporting by Whitney English