Our snoopers around town say it's totally deadsville out on the Hollywood club scene this weekend. Maybe sobriety is the new black. As fads go, Tinseltown could do a lot worse. Of course, maybe they were all at home glued to the internets watching Pink's new "Sober" video, where she sings about how her hard-partying days are over. But thankfully not before she makes love to her bad self dressed in bra and panties. As last hurrahs go, this girl(s) really knows how to do it!