Getty ImagesOver 180 new emojis landed on our phones on Wednesday, so it's long overdue we talk about which ones you can use when you're getting your sext on, ranked from worst to best. Warning, lots of penis-esque emojis ahead:
25. Heart Exclamation Mark
This is just a sweet way to say you love someone, but it's not terribly sexy.
24. Motorboat
The name is what makes it, so you might have to explain that it's called a "motorboat." Of course then you run the risk of killing the sexting mood by explaining your emojis.
23. Money-Mouth Face
Put your money where your mouth is? Eh, you can make this work.
22. Hole
Ugh, we grossed ourselves out with this one.
21. Film Projector
Just use this to ask them if they want to "watch a movie." Get it? Please do not use this to suggest you guys make a sex tape.
20. Raised Hand With Fingers Splayed
Could be used to say that you want to smack their booty! Then again, it just looks like a high five and that might put you in the friend zone suddenly.
19. Desktop Computer
For when you want to propose a naked Skype date.
18. Railway Track
Toot-toot! All aboard the booty train! Use this with the peach emoji.
17. Cloud With Rain
Cloudy with a chance of getting down! Nailed it.
16. Fountain Pen
If you're texting with a coworker, this one says: "I'm not afraid to dip my pen in the company ink."
15. Couch
This is how you tell someone you want to move from the couch to the bedroom. But that would mean you're probably right next to them so put the phone down, dude.
14. Mouse
Use it in the context of this iconic American Pie quote: "You've never double-clicked your mouse?"
13. Hug Emoji
It kind of looks like the emoji wants to get to second base. Or is it first base? We don't know anymore.
12. Bed
No explanation needed, we hope.
11. Sleep Accommodation
Now someone is in the bed! You can do some sexy math with these two emojis.
10. Unicorn Face
How else would you say you're "feeling horny?"
9. Taco
Crass, but a necessary emoji for your back and forth flirting.
8. Burrito
A metaphor for penis.
7. Hot Pepper
Another metaphor for penis.
6. Tornado
Still another metaphor for penis.
5. Comet
A pretty penis?
4. Joystick
More penis.
3. Hot Dog
Penis again.
2. Thermometer
P E N I S.
1. Bottle With Popping Cork
Yeah, you know what's up. You start with a thermometer and end with a popping cork. Game, set, match.
Thank you, emojis, for continually spicing up our sexting lives.
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