Jason Merritt/Getty ImagesToday is Friday, Today is the second of October, but it's also a very legendary moment in the history of our country. It is T-Pain Appreciation Day.
Why was this day created? We have no idea. But we're going to take this opportunity to rejoice and give thanks for the magical gift that is T-Pain. He's shared so much with the world in his 30 short years. He brought auto-tune to the people. He brought glory back to bartenders everywhere with just one simple song. He brought manners back to the dating world when he asked if he could buy us a drank.
So while the creation of this high holiday may be a mystery, the need to honor T-Pain is clear. In keeping with this day's holy traditions, we've decided to give praise to the 15 T-Pain lyrics that carry us through our lives. His words are like poetry, with each verse offering wisdom and guidance when we need it most.
1. When you're not sure what to do at work and your boss is on vacation: "Snap yo fingers; do the step; you can do it all by yourself"
2. When you're not sure if it's worth it to get a boyfriend: "Got a brand new girl so I'm feeling all good inside"
3. When you don't know what to order at the bar: "Triple shot of Patron on the rocks with a little bit of lime (with a little bit of lime)"
4. When you're worried your friends are mad that you bailed on brunch: "I ain't gon' worry 'bout them really though"
5. When you have no idea how to dance at your company holiday party: "She poppin' she rollin' she rollin"
6. When you still have no idea how to dance at your company holiday party: "Booty goin' up, down"
7. When you're having buyers remorse about those new booties: "I ain't got no problem spending all of my money"
8. When SoulCycle is so hard you don't know if you can go on: "I can do this all day like it ain't nothin'"
9. When you're not sure where to go for the long weekend: "I can put you in the log cabin somewhere in Aspen"
10. When you're still not sure where to go for the long weekend: "I can put you in a mansion somewhere in Wisconsin"
11. When you're really still not sure where to go for the long weekend: "I can put you in a condo somewhere in Toronto"
12. When your boyfriend doesn't plan anything for your birthday: "All I say is f--k 'em, f--k 'em, f--k 'em, f--k 'em, f--k 'em, f--k 'em, f--k 'em, f--k 'em"
13. When you're throwing a house party and don't actually know how to DJ: "Turn up the bass, turn up the treble"
14. When you're on a first date and you're already mentally planning your wedding: "And if you feel that way go 'head and kiss your baby"
15. When it's Friday at 4 p.m.: "Bring out the booze, booze, booze"