Keanu Reeves and Mark Wahlberg don't appear to have much in common.
Sure, they're both good-looking, talented fellas who can do drama, comedy and everything in between, but that's about it. Yet, in one of Funny or Die's "Interrogations Gone Wrong" clips, two comical cops inexplicably confuse "big Keanu Reeves, the baddest son of a bitch that has ever walked this planet" with a fictionally deviant version of "little tiny Mark Wahlberg."
The lacking law enforcement duo do this, mind you, even though have seen all of Keanu's movies! Needless to say, the John Wick star is less than amused when these guys refuse to believe he's the real Keanu. He's even angrier when they accuse him of being Marky Mark and "fornicat(ing) all over town in public places for months!"
"Wait a second," Keanu fumes. "You guys really believe I'm Mark Wahlberg, and that Mark Wahlberg has been running all over town having sex—I don't think Mark would do that." (For the record, no, Mark would not; also, the Ted 2 star is married, so there's that.)
But no, the cops don't believe Keanu. They even threaten to sick John Wick on him, and refuse to believe the star of the 2014 thriller when he reminds them, "You know John Wick isn't real..."
The accusations keep on coming, and both Keanu and the cops get angrier and sweatier every second! So can Keanu use his undeniable charm to convince these guys he's actually the dude they idolize on screen?! Watch the Funny or Die clip above to find out!