Take the dirt test again! One of these stories is real; the others ain't exactly. Was too fun last time, when you all figured out which gab was fake, which wasn't and which is so still to be determined, à la David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson (and whatever is going on with them).
Make your guess and head into the jump for the whole, awful story.
Guess the Gossip, Oct. 31 2008
Think it's so obvious, huh? Keep reading for the answers:
Well, this one so should be A, but today it ain't, dolls.
Nope. According to those who toil away so diligently on David Boreanaz's series Bones, it be him. And marking the walls ain't the half of what those Bones bitchers say this former Buffy boy is up to. Sarah Michelle Gellar, what hath you wrought, girlfriend?
Nothing, according to D.B.'s rep, who insists the spraying story is "completely untrue."
"Are you saying David always raises the seat?" I pressed.
"I'm not even touching that," the repper groaned.
Don't blame ya, babe!