What…what the hell did we just watch?
Dunkin' Donuts, our doughnut savior that deigned to bless us with one, single location in Los Angeles, has released a video of New England Patriots tight end and professional Bro Rob Gronkowski singing a song about iced coffee with Red Sox star David Ortiz.
The song is called "Sippin" and it also stars a giant iced cup of coffee, which is a fitting word as that thing will also star in our nightmares tonight.
We literally have no other explanation to give for this video. Just look at the GIFs because we have no idea what's happening here. It might be a fever dream. It might be that our roommate laced our Mason jar oatmeal breakfast again (stupid Pinterest recipes board!). Or it could be that Dunkin Donuts is using two big Boston stars to promote their summer beverages.
We don't trust those eyes.
Stop. What is this?
We do not appreciate prolonged eye contact.
Gronk doesn't know what he's saying here. Guaranteed.
In case you were worried these two wouldn't be on a tandem bike…don't.
A tiny football and a tiny baseball. Get it? Because sports.
Don't think we don't see that horrifying cup in the background.
NO. Why doesn't it blink?!
Someone explain what's happening here.
This is a nightmare.
YAY SPORTS!
Bye. We're done.
According to Dunkin's Tumblr page, this won't be the last music video released featuring these two. We don't know how we feel about all this.
Scratch that. We do know how we feel about all this:
Uncomfortable. Afraid. Confused. And yet…strangely intrigued. And if those are the words Dunkin' Donuts wants associated with their summer beverages, then they can consider their marketing mission accomplished.