YouTubeJames Franco has a sixth sense for spoofable videos—whether it's riding topless with Seth Rogen to Kanye West's "Bound" or angrily yelling at us to take a poo, James knows the most perfect cinematic moments.
Having drawn inspiration for this video from a "motivational" and "artistic" monologue (quotations used because frankly we don't know what the video is supposed to be) Shia LaBeouf released a few days ago where he looks deeply into the camera angrily screaming, "Just do It!" (follow our dreams that is), James clearly had a different take.
Watch his rendition of "Just Poo It!," where an underwear-wearing James yell at us, "Just poop in the toilet!" as he points to said commode.
"Do you want to keep pooping in your little diapers?"
No, James, we're big boys and girls. And thank you for this beautiful 35 seconds.