So Hilary Duff is still making new music. Well, sort of—she's really just making a couple of new songs for a greatest-hits album. And yes, she has some hits. Remember the Laguna Beach theme song "Come Clean"? Good stuff.
The first new song off her Best of album is called "Reach Out," in which she strips Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus" of all of its awesomeness. As if that weren't enough, she then does her best impression of a sexy pop star in her music video: writhing around some shirtless man, sucking on thumbs and molesting some poor statue. It's pretty uncomfortable stuff to watch. She's never really made the transition from Disney star to sexy lady, which is exactly why Miley Cyrus is starting early. It's the only way to stick around in this town.
If this little video has you feeling all wrong inside, we've got your back...