Andrew H. Walker/Getty ImagesAngelina Jolie’s recent Italian Vanity Fair interview has revealed a variety of comments on her ever-growing family of six adopted and natural children, but her statement about her and husband Brad Pitt’s appearance at last year’s Cannes Film Festival has raised eyebrows among marijuana enthusiasts.
“There is no reason to feel nervous on a red carpet,” Jolie told the magazine. “In May last year at Cannes I smiled a little more because Brad had dirty trousers and one of the children had weed on him.”
“Seriously dude, the big question in my mind is, which kid was holding,” stated Zack Ganz, spokesman for the American Association of Marijuana. “It’s a tough call, ‘cause she’s got all these kids from areas known for primo bud. Zahara’s from Ethiopia, good stuff there, no doubt, and Pax is from Vietnam, where the ganja is so awesome we got too high and lost that war! Ha! Just kidding, bro. Seriously, I’ll bet it was Maddox, li'l Mr. Cambodia. Man, the herb there is righteous, and it’s practically legal. So if you're on a red carpet with some stuff, he's your best bet.”
After being informed that Jolie's comment may have been referring to one of the children urinating on Pitt and not actually carrying marijuana, Ganz had this to say. "Oh. Uh, well, it was still probably Maddox."