It's time we all recognize that when it comes to quotable movies, Pitch Perfect (and most likely Pitch Perfect 2), should be up there with some of the most quotable comedies of all time: Mean Girls, Super Troopers, Old School and the like. And with the sequel finally being gifted upon us (May 15!), we thought it was necessary to officially enter Pitch Perfect into the Quotable Movies Hall of Fame (it's a real thing) with a list of the quotes that will stand the test of time.
Besides the idea of turning any word into an "aca" pun (aca-scuse me, aca-children, etc.). here are the 15 quotes that your children's children's children's children will be saying to each other while they drive their invisible hovercrafts to space school on Mars with their alien best friends while taking their Starbucks pills.
Plus we included Pitch Perfect 2 GIFs because the movie is coming out next week and we are so excited we are going to aca-vomit everywhere:
1. "Even though some of you are pretty thin, you all have fat hearts, and that's what matters."—Fat Amy
2. "I set fires to feel joy."—Lilly
3. "Is it me, or did we just take a left turn into Snoozeville?"—Gail
"Yeah, and we parked in a lot where they do not validate."—John
4. "Don't worry, it's just God punishing you 'cause you're a ginger."—Fat Amy
5. "No, I'm not drunk at all. You're just blurry."—Jesse
6. "A toner. A musical boner."—Aubrey
7. "I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!"—Fat Amy
8. "You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave."—Fat Amy
9. "This ginger needs her jiggle juice!"—Chloe
10. "The smell of your weird is actually affecting my vocal cords."—Bumper
11. "I'm gonna have to excuse myself to freshen up the downtown."—Gail
12. "Horizontal running."—Fat Amy
13. "That oath was serious?"—Beca
"Dixie Chicks serious!"—Aubrey
14. "Well, sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm...better not."—Fat Amy
15. "You girls are awesome...ly horrible. I hate you. Kill yourselves. Girl power! Sisters before misters!"—Bumper
Get ready for more quotes to shout at your friends every single day because Pitch Perfect 2 hits theatres May 15.
(E! and Universal Pictures are part of the NBCUniversal family)