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Justin Bieber, Martha Stewart, Comedy Central Roast

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Justin Bieber was metaphorically kicked in the groin over and over again during his roast on Comedy Central, and to say we enjoyed every minute of it is an understatement.

We enjoyed every second of it.

And Justin cringing and smiling awkwardly and laughing to mask the pain? It was like a cherry on top of a delicious sundae if that sundae said things like: "Justin, you are the King Joffrey of Pop."

(Which, incidentally, we proved to be true last year).

Here are the Bieb's responses to all the shots fired in his direction during his roast, labeled accordingly and ranked from least to most painful:

15. The "These Guys Are Hilarious!" face

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14. The "Night Is Still Young and I'm Feeling Brave" face

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13. The "I Didn't Really Understand That Joke But I'm Sure It Was a Compliment" face

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12. The "I'll Show Off My Goofy Socks to Keep From Crying" face

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11. The "I'm Not Amused Anymore" face

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10. The "I'm Going to Write a Scathing Song About Kevin Hart" face

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9. The "I'm Making a Stupid Face to Mask the Tears" face

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8. The "Maybe If I Look Serious They'll Stop Making Fun of Me" face

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7. The "Cowabunga My Manhood Is Dead!" face

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6. The "You There In the Audience? You Have to Give Me a Hug Soon" face

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5. The "Please Stop, I Can't Take Any More" face

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4. The "Prepare the Feel the Wrath of the Biebs! Just Kidding, I Have No Wrath" face

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3. The "Clap Along If You Know What Humiliation and Pain Is to You"

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2. The "Checkin' on My Testicles and Nope, They're Gone" face

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1. The "Just Let Me Die" face

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