Where the Heck Is Dave Chappelle?

He's in NYC, watching Prince...and other snappy answers to your celeb Q's

Where the heck is Dave Chappelle?
—Tracey, Trinidad and Tobago

New York. At least, he was few days ago, taking in a $1,000-per-ticket Prince concert on the roof of the fancy Hotel Gansevoort. Reports indicate he even played some tambourine during the show. Not so clear: whether Prince made everybody pancakes afterward.

I see that Jessica Simpson, Christina Aguilera and Mariah Carey are now cashing in on the celebrity perfumes. Of all the signature fragrances, whose is the best seller?
—CDP

Depends on whom you ask. Liz Taylor's White Diamonds remains among the best-selling single celebrity perfumes of all time, while among younger celebrities, Diddy and Britney are generally seen as the current top two scent shills.

If celebrities like Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus were men, do you think they wouldn't be so harshly criticized?
—Allie

They come in male form, you know. Right, Nick Jonas?

Hey, Leslie! I love listening to your podcast. Why? 'Cause you're a bitch, obviously. Anyway, what do you think of the High School Musical craze?
—Tay

I wonder if America needs at least one all-singing, all-dancing teenage franchise going at all times to keep our democracy alive. How the U.S. survived between the Grease and Fame renaissance—in '78 and '80—until Zac & Thems got here, that's a deep mystery.

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