WWE Superstars are paragons of human physical achievement, masters of performing gravity-defying stunts that would break the bones of any mere mortal.
So naturally, we invite them on The Soup and make them stand in front of a green screen and read jokes.
Yes, it's that time of year again: time for the annual The Soup Salutes WWE special, wherein a parade of WWE Superstars and Divas visit our humble studio and help us pile drive some clips in your face.
The show is this Friday at 10/9c, and as you can see from these preview clips we'll be putting Daniel Bryan through the ringer. Who knows, maybe one lucky fan will get to go home with Daniel's severed arm! Probably not though, we don't have much of a budget so our props department might need to hang on to that.
Here's another moment, presumably from before Daniel lost his arm, in which the Superstar demonstrates the proper fatigued crawling technique:
It took literally years of training for him to get that down. Masterful.
The special will feature appearances from Daniel Bryan, Eva Marie, Jerry Lawler, The Miz and others WWE big shots as they present some of the best clips of the week.
Tune in this Friday, March 27 at 10/9c for the annual The Soup Salutes WWE special, only on E!