PlayPants

PlayPants

Ever had the urge to grab your crotch but couldn't because you were in public and that's just weird? Well, these pants are for you!

There's a new pair of jeans in town and they're appropriately called "PlayPants," otherwise known as the Magic Access Jeans. This denim creation, made by Lithuanian designer Robert Kalinkin, is an "exceptional quality low-rise, drop-crotch double button fly jeans with completely unzippable front pockets," which means,  yes, your dream of being able to easily access your privates has come true.

The idea originated with a Kickstarter campaign that has now gained enough money to make PlayPants a reality. According to the website, Kalinkin "found a hole in one of his old pairs of jeans—and realized it was a pretty convenient feature to have.

"Since then he's done a hell of a lot of researching, prototyping, verifying and double-checking. It took more than a year to make the perfect pair of jeans with that one tiny secret—completely unzippable pockets. That's how PlayPants were born."

In case you need more ideas as to why PlayPants are so beneficial, the site lists a few for you. Among them are being able to itch your private parts in public, adding some excitement to a "lonely single night at the cinema" or "boring corporate meeting," curing a dull love life and just having an awesome gift.

And as the promotional pictures illustrate, you don't have to participate in all of PlayPants' glory on your own. Let's hope you get where that's going, because we're not going to go into detail on that part.

There's even an informational video that explains the tragedy of the penis and the hand often being torn apart by the pocket, and their need to be together.

And now they can be, thanks to PlayPants.

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