What does one do when your boyfriend is rumored to be cheating on you?
There are a variety of answers to this question (and no we're not going to give you any ideas), but when it's Miley Cyrus you're talking about, the answer is pretty simple—post somewhat odd pictures on Instagram with a really long caption (that is difficult to read) about friendship and the universe.
Oh, and then note that "maybe I'm juzzzz stoned."
Here's what went down...the singer's boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger has been making headlines during his Spring Break trip to Cabo San Lucas after being photographed getting close with another girl during the trip (which Miley opted out of attending).
Patrick shot down claims that he was stepping out on his girl by tweeting earlier today, "Omg. It's one of my best friends girlfriend...Would NEVER do anything against my GF." In another tweet, Schwarzenegger wrote, "Girls have guy friends and guys have friends that are girls..."
Miley stayed mum about the whole matter, until about an hour ago when she posted a lengthy caption with a photoshopped photo of herself and best friend Cheyne Thomas wearing, um, hairy, naked-body-mimicking outfits? It's just so strange. And then there's the caption...
"da most biewteous thang in da whole wide world iz friendship. yiew choose dem outta all da billion trillion and beyond dey are da onez dat days seem toooo short with....," she wrote.
"Yiew wish dey could just go on foreva (that's why sometimes yiew skip da sleepin part) i am layin in da gra$$ lookin up at all da clouds and tryin to even get a lil solaaaa gaze action jusss bein still ... & bein thankful. biewty is all around us and we izzzz so lucky to be on dis planet. (I mean seriously wtf are the chances we all meet da onez we love) Feeling supaaaa blisssssed or maybe I'm juzzzz stone."
She then followed with another post of a quote that asked, "What are you thankful for today?" and captioned it, "@keepitbright & I are on da same trip."
So, guess Miley is just fine?