Halle Berry's Hiding Her Belly

Halle Berry is reportedly "hiding out" while getting in shape for a charity golf tournament April 27, where she’ll show off her postbaby bod.

Hiding out?

Is there some kind of al-Qaida cave of elliptical machines and yoga balls carved into the Hollywood Hills where stars can go to conceal their postpartum paunches?

C’mon, now. Even with a saggy belly and leaky boobs, Catwoman probably looks better than half the women on the planet. Halle’s got nothing to hide!