Jesse Grant/WireImage.com• MTV is reportedly considering turning The Hills into a movie. We would rather they turn it into compost, but nobody listens to us.
• Jennifer Aniston was spotted at a restaurant sitting with Orlando Bloom, which proves that they are totally doing it. (And by “doing it,” we mean, of course, having dinner.)
• Blake Fielder-Civil is threatening to divorce the lumpy-faced Amy Winehouse. Seems she’s always late visiting her Blake Incarcerated—and was so tardy for a recent visit, she was turned away at the jailhouse gates. Forget rehab, get this girl to a Tourneau shop.
• Madonna says she didn’t give Justin Timberlake a B-12 shot just so he would drop trou: "Listen, I don't need to give him a shot to see his butt." So...um, what do you need to do to see his butt? We’re just asking, you know, for a friend...
• Jessica Simpson's mother is fanning rumors that Jess and Tony Romo secretly wed. For her part, Jess says, “Well I guess if my mom said it, it must be true!" That’s not her being coy. She really isn’t sure.