Sorry, Speidi, Staged Photo Ops Give It Away

Pseudocelebs Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt dropped by Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM Morning Show to chat about The Hills and her new single—but clammed up when it came to dating.  

Ryan:  Are you together or are you not right now?

Heidi:  We are present in the same room.

Ryan:  Are you dating Spencer?

Heidi:  You know, it’s off and on, it’s up and down.

Unfortunately, when you call the paparazzi to document your every move, the public generally has an idea of what's going on in your life. So nice try, Speidi, but your relationship status is no secret.