INFphoto.comUpdate: Angie's stylist, Jen Rade, denies the actress has ever worn or even requested Bread Denim Jeans. We're shocked, just shocked, at the notion that anyone might try to trade in on Angelina's fame without her consent.
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We all know Angelina Jolie is a big star, and getting bigger every day. At least around her waistline.
But Angie’s determined to be a swell mom on her own terms—and in her own dimensions.
An E! News snooper says Angie’s stylist, Jen Rade, contacted the organic hipster brand Bread Denim to create some custom jeans for the twins-hosting supermom. Rade reportedly gave strict instructions that only Angelina’s usual 26-inch waistline measurement be increased on the three pairs of jeans ordered in dark blue, black and charcoal gray.
Call us crazy, but we seem to remember from biology class that all that stuff is connected down there. If one part expands, don’t they all?
Apparently, any such notions are above our pay grade, since the jeans company got the job done in two days' time. So be on the lookout for perfect genes in perfect jeans, coming soon to a red carpet near you.