Kevin Parry/WireImage.com"There's a new [rumor] that I just read that I'm married to a Pakistani woman. I'm excited to meet her, so if you end up seeing her before I do, please send her my way,"
—Kevin Jonas tells Yo on E!'s Michael Yo of the most outlandish stories he's heard
(Watch your words, Mr. Jonas, because you may just end up with a slew of Pakistani women banging down you door, claiming to be your "wife.")