Some underwear model Adriana Lima is turning out to be.
The Victoria's Secret spokesbust is supposed to convince us to don sexy panties that ride up our butts like gondolas on a ski slope, but now she’s appearing au naturel on the cover of GQ.
Nothing but some well-placed strands of hair and a palm frond separating our eyes from her lady parts! Adriana, if we knew we could walk around with vegetation in front of our hoo-has, we’d never have sacrificed our perinea to rhinestone thongs.
Thanks for nothing.