In a cover story in this month’s issue of Allure, Mariah Carey claims to be a “freakin’ prude” with “low self-esteem” who views herself as “eternally 12.”
All of which makes us feel unbelievably dirty when we listen to her new single, "Touch My Body":
Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Is this an invitation to get freaky—or an excerpt from a police report?