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World leaders couldn’t do it. Scholars gave up years ago, saying it simply couldn’t be done. But Ryan Seacrest made it happen. He brought peace…to Mariah Carey and Perez Hilton.
OK, so it’s not the Middle East. It’s not even all that interesting. But the catfight between Mariah and Perez ended on Seacrest’s show on KIIS-FM this morning, with Mariah offering to help Perez lose weight (she even offered to foot the bill for a trainer) and Perez promising...Well, listening to this recording of the show, we realize Perez didn’t actually promise anything.
Hmmm...Nobel committee, we want to rescind our nomination.