Call it a declawed catfight: Glossy readers will have to decide which pure-as-Ivory-soap celeb is the most virginal.
On one rack, there’s Julianne Hough. Gracing the cover of CosmoGirl!, the Dancing with the Stars winner doesn’t drink. Or smoke. Or have sex. She sings country music and has a close relationship with her dad.
A few racks over, Taylor Swift is on the cover of Blender. The Best New Artist Grammy nominee (for country music, natch) also doesn't drink, smoke or bump uglies. She lives with her parents, and she says she hasn't kissed a boy in two years.
Julianne says she’s been engaged. Taylor says she’s been...to Applebee’s (is that a euphemism?).
We are ready to give it up (so to speak) to Taylor...except one thing kinda bugs us:
The songstress tells Blender her ideal senior prom date would be Perez Hilton: "Your prom date is supposed to be fun and hilarious, and I think I'd have more fun with Perez than with anyone else."
Watch out, Taylor. Nobody has put more (Photoshopped) penises into women’s mouths than Perez.