ABCThe gods of typecasting are smiling down on pregnant teen star Jamie Lynn Spears. She's been tapped to play a school slut on ABC’s Miss/Guided.
While the episode won’t air until Mar. 20, our spy has already seen it. (We’re not telling you who it is, but we have two words for you: uterus cam.)
Here’s the skinny on the skanky:
Spears plays a character named Mandy who spends the first 30 seconds of the episode making out with her boyfriend in the backseat of a car. Classy!
Becky (the guidance counselor, played by Judy Greer) helps Mandy get into state college, but the substitute Spanish teacher (played by Ashton Kutcher) convinces her not to go because she’ll be “brainwashed by a bunch of dead white men.”
She rewards herself for her decision by hooking up with a second guy, James. By the end of the episode, however, Mandy is back on the college track—and back in the car, making out with Michael.
Our spy also says Spears sucks at acting. Good thing she doesn’t have to do any for this role.