Nicky Brands Self As the Hilton Sister with the Bony Legs

Imagine how awful it would be to have Paris Hilton as an older sister—it's almost impossible to get noticed. She's the one with the sex tape, the prison stint, the reality show, the budding film career.

You can try to stand out with your own fashion line, but then Paris will just go and create a special collection for Kitson and, suddenly, everyone forgets you've been trying to make the fashion-designer thing happen for a few seasons now. 

So, where does that leave you? How do you make a Hilton name for yourself?

The only thing left is to become the one with chicken legs.

If you were able to picture all that, then you know what it's like to be Nicky Hilton.