Jean Baptiste Lacroix/WireImage.comLast night celebs left the comfort of their sprawling mansions to play dominoes against one another for charity. (Officially titled the First Hollywood Domino Tournament hosted by De Grisogono benefiting the Art of Elysium at the Beverly Hills Hotel.) How swanky.
Judging by their costumes (and please tell us those are costumes), they were also pitted against one another to determine who killed Col. Walter Cornelius Wadsworth in the library with the revolver. We weren't invited, but we have a good idea who the mystery murderer just might be.
We're ruling out the three suspects above, because they looked more concerned with testing positive for hep A than whatever Col. Wadsworth had to deal with.
Perhaps it was Ms. Hudson, because Col. Wadsworth was the 17th person that day to ask about her baby bump that doesn't exist. But no, she looks too sweet...
What could have happened to the other half of Salma's necklace? Did Col. Wadsworth grasp at it during his last breath of life, breaking it in two? That smile, too, looks like she's hiding a secret. Although her secret could also be that Jennifer Lopez will "be a wonderful mom."
Oh dear! Bonnie Somerville's bedazzled, dotted disaster is certainly enough to make any colonel turn the revolver on himself. Yet, all the CSI clues point to homicide.
Bingo! No doubt about it, Rachel Zoe looks like she just killed an imaginary person—and is ready to tear a limb off an Olsen.