Christina Aguilera paid a visit to The Ellen DeGeneres Show yesterday. (The interview airs today.) Or rather, her giant breasts decided they wanted to be on display and the diminuitive singer had little choice but to follow along.
She gave Ellen the same penis-balloons-at-the-bris story that she talked about on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM show. Not that it really matters, because we're pretty sure no one was paying attention.
Look, we all know she just gave birth, but still, this is some crazy cleavage. We hear even staffers were having a real-versus-fake debate until Xtina told Ellen she's breastfeeding, which (while unscientific) seems to suggest those puppies are genuine—making for what we assume are some fairly happy men in the Bratman-Aguilera household.