Model Marisa Miller has been chosen as this year's Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover girl. (David Letterman had the honor of revealing the news on the Late Show last night.)
Our first thought upon seeing the California blonde? Where's the treadmill?
Our second (and third and fourth) thought? Her arms are way too skinny. Those boobs look fake. And that tan is straight from the bottle.
Hey, we gotta find some way to make ourselves feel better...