INFphoto.com• Conservator Jamie Spears is really ruining all of Britney's fun. Not only is he keeping her at home, but it also appears he has confiscated her pink wig. But, Britney, remember: He can take away your pink wig, but he can never take away your British accent.
• Catfights! Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan reportedly hurled nasty insults at each other when fighting for Timbaland's attention. Meanwhile Ellen Pompeo and Cameron Diaz might have to duke it out for a $5.5 million Manhattan apartment they both have their eyes on. The winners of each round will then face off for the cover of People.
• A woman fainted when David Beckham kissed her on the cheek, and his response was completely unfazed: "Get her some water. She'll be okay." It must be such a hassle having girls faint around you all the time.
• His wife, however, is not getting such glowing reviews. Porn star Michael Lucas posed with Posh for a few pics at Fashion Week and was appalled by her complexion. "Her skin is yellow with big pores," he says. "Each pore, you could fit a big [piece of] caviar in." Michael Lucas better watch his back—no one talks smack about our Posh!
• Dolly Parton says her breasts are "public property." Well, thank you, ,Dolly for giving so much back to the community. We'll make sure to take good care of them, so future generations can enjoy them too.