Rolling Stone offers up another Britney cover with another Britney profile written without ever actually talking to Britney. Is it even possible to learn anything new at this point?
Not really. There is a nice little story about the underage pop star getting breast implants, crying over the public's reaction and then having them removed once she naturally filled out. The article's author, Vanessa Grigoriadis, also includes one of our favorite descriptions of Britney ever:
Other than that, Sam's still a creep bucket, that Scandinavian man who hosted her 26th birthday party is supershady and Adnan might actually like Britney. (He called the reporter and said: "Be gentle to her. That's a personal request.")She is not a good girl. She is not America's sweetheart. She is an inbred swamp thing who chain-smokes, doesn't do her nails, tells reporters to 'eat it, snort it, lick it, f--k it' and screams at people who want pictures for their little sisters...She is not ashamed of her new persona—she wants us to know what we did to her.
And now let's get to that little detail about Britney and Justin Timberlake's young love that was too vulgar for a New York Daily News blind item yesterday. It's down at the bottom of the story to protect the propriety of our dear readers...
This dirty deet comes from Darrin Henson, a choreographer Britney used on several of her music videos:
"They were always running in between each other's buses, and one night Justin came back to the bus and said to me, 'Dude, smell my fingers.' Justin slept with her that night."
Call us jaded, but we were a bit let down after the Daily News tease...