Today is the kind of day dreams are made of. Not only are we blessed with one awkwardly lip-synched performance, we get two! And one has giant fake breasts. Together, they almost equal one lethargic Britney VMA performance.
So, let's start with Paula Abdul's pretaped, Super Bowl preshow performance (which you will conveniently find above for your viewing pleasure).
Here we have the choreographer turned American Idol judge turned hot mess lip-synching around stage in a precious little top hat in front of a studio audience of 20 people who are made to sound like 20,000, while Randy Jackson rocks out on the bass in the background. Pretty magical, we know.
Not to be outdone, Heidi Montag released her highly anticipated music video for "Higher," which was shot and edited by the incredibly gifted Spencer Pratt.
Heidi shows off her amazing talents in a pink string bikini while rolling around on the beach and flailing her arms in a way that is uniquely her own. We will never doubt Spencer's managing skills again. He knows exactly what he's doing, because Heidi is well on her way to immortal stardom.
And now for the moment of truth. We hate to do this to you, and we know how difficult it'll be to make a choice, but which amazing, lip-synched perfomance rocked your world so hard that you'll never be the same? Cast your vote!