Jemal Countess/WireImage.comEvery once in a while, we take our head out of Britney's ass and realize more important stuff is going on in the world. Like Barack Obama appearing on The Late Show.
We aren't endorsing anyone's politics, but there were some gems in the Top 10 list he presented last night, titled "Barack Obama Campaign Promises..."
10. To keep the budget balanced, I'll rent the situation room for sweet sixteens.
8. Appoint Mitt Romney Secretary of Lookin' Good.
4. I won't let Apple release the new and improved iPod the day after you bought the previous model.
1. Three words: Vice President Oprah.
That last one would get our vote any day.