Albert L. Ortega/WireImage.com• Lindsay has been ordered to spend two days in a morgue and two days in an ER to show her that drinking and driving is really not a good idea. Works for us.
• Amy Winehouse declares her everlasting love for husband Blake Fielder-Civil during his hearing by shouting, "I love you, handsome! Gorgeous, I love you!" We're assuming this means they're not getting a divorce.
• Dr. Phil is feeling regretful about the whole Britney thing: "I definitely think if I had it to do over again, I probably wouldn't make any statement at all." Is this yet another way for him to get attention? Why not just lay low for a couple weeks?
• Speaking of Britney, her maid turned assistant Carla is the latest to get the boot from the wacky entourage, for reportedly talking to the press and lying to K-Fed's lawyers. Carla might be sad that she's out of a job, but seriously, she should consider it a blessing.
• And now some pretty bad news...British pop star Lily Allen's rep says, "We can confirm that Lily Allen has suffered a miscarriage. She and her partner, Ed Simons, will be making no further comment, and we ask that their privacy be respected during this difficult time."