You'd think we'd be tired of all these Fifty Shades of Grey parodies by now, but we haven't hit our limit yet.
Although the latest clip to come out is decidedly more nightmare-inducing than the others. That's because it stars Steve Buscemi. And, more importantly, Steve Buscemi's eyes. Shudder.
The hilarious parody swaps out Jamie Dornan (aka the actual Christian Grey) for ol' Buscemi. All of Anastasia Steele's dialogue remains the same, but when the camera pans over to Mr. Grey for the first time (during that infamous office interview scene), we're shocked to see that it's not the hunky Irishman sitting there.
The rest of the fake trailer uses famous Steve Buscemi scenes for Christian Grey's parts—including Boardwalk Empire, of course, but also a perfectly-timed clip from Mr. Deeds (remember Mr. Deeds?). It's nearly impossible to keep a straight face when you're watching Anastasia say "Say I did stay...what would happen?" to Mr. Crazy Eyes himself.
Watch at your own risk.