Spencer Pratt, Stephanie Pratt

John Shearer/WireImage.com, Honolulu Police Department

Spencer and little sis Stephanie, dubbed She-Pratt on Monday night's episode of The Hills, have quite the sordid history.

And we're only to happy to share...

Gawker reports Spence made it through USC by allegedly hiring a "tutor" to write his essays while he smoked out and popped Xanax. Not so shocking for a spoiled rich kid who has never had to work.

His sister, however, is a whole 'nother story.

Star magazine tells us She-Pratt was reportedly arrested for shoplifting from Neiman Marcus in Hawaii with a friend connected to the crew of Lost. (Guess the Lost curse is more far-reaching than we ever imagined.)

Upon searching her bag, authorities also reportedly found evidence to charge her with "promoting a dangerous drug" and "promoting a harmful drug." Prosecutors ended up dropping the drug allegations, but at least She-Pratt left behind a scary mug shot.

The truth is, we're not really that surprised by any of this news. What we really want to know is, where the heck are their parents? Oh, if we could only gaze upon the two that brought these demons into the world...

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