Nicole Kidman

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All we want is to be rich, famous and pretty. Sort of like Nicole Kidman. All she wants is to be barefoot and pregnant. At least that's what she told Russell Crowe during Oprah Winfrey's Oscar special Thursday night (along with a bunch of boring stuff about her troubled marriage to Keith Urban). Nic, take it from us, the grass is definitely not greener on this side.