We already know that scene-stealer cutie Rob Corddry is incredibly funny. Hello, The Daily Show. And he's my personal favorite character in the basketball comedy Semi-Pro, which is really saying something when the cast includes Will Ferrell and Woody Harrelson. So, naturally, I accost him on the carpet at the movie's premiere.
And don't you know it, we wind up talking about three of my favorite subjects: masturbation, George Bush and Roger Clemens. Oh, and side note: Corddry and American Pie hero Jason Biggs (see my recent interview here) appear together in the upcoming Lower Learning. And coincidentally, Corddry and Biggs have both, um, indulged onscreen. So, of course, one wonders...
Who would win in a jerk-off contest, you or Jason Biggs?
That's so funny. I would like to formally, right now, challenge Jason Biggs to a masturbation contest.
Well, how should we judge the winner?
I guess it would be like, who looks best doing it? Who has the best masturbation face?
Like a beauty pageant—with different categories!
I imagine I look pretty good doing it. I'm very self-conscious.
We get to see that tonight. You have quite the masturbating scene in this movie.
Thanks. You're making me nervous.
Okay, new subject. Roger Clemens. You following this delicious saga?
Well, following it in that I watch some of the testimony. Really, I'm just confused as to why Congress is involved. No one's asking that question. What are you guys doing here? Bush mentioned it in the State of the Union a few years ago, and we're stuck with it now. See, I think that's Bush's biggest mistake, not the war. The baseball!