Your entertainment for the day is provided by the one and only, Brittny Gastineau.
The socialite took some time to relax in Miami over the weekend, and was recorded getting her dance on while hanging out by the bar at the South Beach hot spot Fontainebleau Hotel. In the clip obtained by E! News, Gastineau is seen strutting a barely-there, black thong monokini with a light blue sarong that fails to do it's job.
The cover-up didn't cover much as it fell down Brittny's backside while she swayed her hips to the music, almost completely revealing her bare bum.
During her solo dance party, the now-blond kept fiddling with her thong—either picking a wedgie or creating an even bigger one, we couldn't tell. Either way, she really wanted to draw attention to her booty.
"Thank you @adamsaaks for making me this #sexy bikini love you #Mia," she wrote with a photo of her rocking the custom monokini on her Instagram.
Watch the video to see Brittny's South Beach party of one go down!