Ron Galella/WireImageSomeone over at the Central Intelligence Agency is a regular comedian.
The CIA marked its one-month Twitter anniversary today by answering the top five burning questions that have been lobbed its way since the government agency sent conspiracy theorists into a social-media frenzy.
First off, we'll predict that a lot of the thousands of questions that didn't make the top five involve subjects like JFK, Marilyn Monroe, Area 51, national security, 9-11, Benghazi, why Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins really broke up, etc.
All so par for the course, right?
But what did make it through the surely strict screening procedure was a question about the fate of Tupac Shakur, who was gunned down on Sept. 13, 1996.
Or was he?
"No, we don't know where Tupac is. #twitterversary," the CIA tweeted to cap off its five-question lightning round.
And here are what else this world's inquiring minds really wanted to know:
No, we don?t know your password, so we can?t send it to you. #sorrynotsorry #twitterversary
— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014YES, we are hiring. http://t.co/008Lvn9fWJ #twitterversary
— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014Sorry for not following you back @TheEllenShow. But if you visit us maybe we can take a selfie? #twitterversary
— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014We flew an A-12 OXCART, not a SR-71 BLACKBIRD. Ours flew higher & faster. But, more on that later. #twitterversary pic.twitter.com/jLSCsn9RYn
— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014No, we don?t know where Tupac is. #twitterversary
— CIA (@CIA) July 7, 2014