Don't feel defeated fellas—or deflated! That giant phallic object Miley Cyrus is holding (and licking, straddling, etc.) is an inflatable you-know-what!
Yes, on Friday night, the Queen of Twerk shocked London's G.A.Y. club audience when she performed onstage with an enormous blow-up penis.
In one borderline-NSFW image, the 21-year-old Bangerz beauty straddles her raunchy prop in a provocative manner. She Instagrammed another pic with her mouth wide open, preparing to lick the oversized object. "Thank you GAY," she wrote, adding a special shout-out to club owner Jeremy Joseph and his adorable dog Jacob.
"There is never a dull moment with Miley," an insider tells E! News. "From the moment she arrived to sound check at 4 in the afternoon until 5 in the morning when the club shut, she is just so much fun. It was one big party."
Before anyone gets their panties in a wad over Miley's R-rated performance, y'all should remember she is in Europe. The former Disney star takes the stage again Monday night in Glasgow, Scotland, then continues this leg of her tour in multiple cities up until June 22 when she wraps things up in Amsterdam.
The party continues in the U.S.A. Aug. 1, when Miley resumes her Bangerz tour in Uniondale, N.Y. After that, she stops in eight more cities, concluding with an Aug. 14 show in Chicago.
No word yet on whether any inflatable accessories will be making their way across the pond with Ms. Cyrus.
-Additional reporting by Sara Kitnick