What to get the couple who have everything? And what to do when you're the BFF of the bride-to-be whom everyone is talking about?!
Asked what he's allowed to say about pal Kim Kardashian's upcoming wedding, Jonathan Cheban admitted, "Absolutely nothing."
But he did clarify a few things while guest-cohosting E! News Thursday.
"It's not fair to her," he told Jason Kennedy, Catt Sadler and Terrence Jenkins as they opened up a segment of "#AskCheban." "It's a big, private day, and I'm not going to be the one to ruin it. I'm not getting killed at dinner tonight!"
But apart from his desire to live long enough to make it to Kim and Kanye West's Paris nuptials, Jonathan maintains that he's keeping quiet because Kim deserves to have the details of her big day kept under wraps. Which hasn't been easy, because every day some new, usually salacious detail hits the Internet.
"You guys figure out your own rumors, but almost everything's a lie. That's all I'm saying," Kim's longtime confidante said.
With Terrence agreeing that pretty much everything Jonathan tells the media can be easily misconstrued, Jonathan said that he's stopped going to events this past month in order to avoid being grilled on the red carpet.
"So I just keep my mouth shut, you know, and it's going to be a really special day and that's it," he said. At least he's got plenty to keep him busy in the meantime: Cheban is starting a burger franchise called Burger Bandit; he's opening a restaurant he plans on calling Sushi Couture; he's marketing his gadget for taking the perfect selfie, the Glam Screen; and he's starting a best-of-everything website called The Dishh.
Well, we're tired just thinking about having all of that going on.
And what sort of wedding present does one get for the couple that has everything?
"It's very hard," Jonathan admitted. "It's going to take me the next two weeks to find them a gift and hopefully I'll get it in time. But I think with a couple like that it's got to be something monogrammable, something very special because...they have everything."
Talk about your loyal friends! Speaking of which, check out Jonathan, Catt, Jason and Terrence playing a game of "I've Never," and hear what Kim's bestie has to say about tweet-dissing Sarah Michelle Gellar in defense of Kimye's Vogue cover.
Oh, and no biggie, but find out who in the group has slept with a celebrity, who's waxing "down there," who's taken a naked selfie and more!
Don't miss Jonathan Cheban guest-cohosting E! News tonight at 7 p.m. & 11:30 p.m.