Well, when one's first name is Dick, a penis joke is inevitably going to rear its ugly head.
Sure enough, that's just what happened on TNT's Inside the NBA last night when the show's cohosts started talking about sucking up to referees during their hoop days.
"You used to kiss up to them," Shaquille O'Neal said to Charles Barkley.
"No, I didn't kiss up up to them," Barkley replied.
To which, O'Neal innocently snapped back with, "Yes you did. You kissed Dick in the mouth."