Rodolfo Martinez/BravoThey're ba-aack...and so is the drama!
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills returned for its fourth season on Monday night, and like a fine wine, the Bravo reality hit is just getting better with age. Returning to stir up some drama were Lisa Vanderpump, Kyle Richards, Brandi Glanville and Yolanda Foster. But with former housewives Taylor Armstrong and Adrienne Maloof not returning for the new season, RHOBH injected some new life into the series by introducing Carlton Gebbia and Joyce Giraud de Ohoven, who fit right in, thankfully. (Come on, Carlton is the franchise's witch!)
To fully appreciate the awesomeness of RHOBH's return, we've compiled a list of the premiere's best moments and quotes...
At the center of tonight's drama was Kyle and Lisa, but come on y'all, what else is new? Kyle asked Lisa to cater a party she was throwing at the Beverly Hills Chamber of Commerce (Oooh, fancy!) but in true RHOBH fashion, this plan was a recipe for disaster. The evening of awkwardness began when Lisa made a "joke" in front of Kyle and her kids about Mauricio cheating on her. Yikes! Kyle claims to the camera that she really wants to mend things with our favorite Giggy-loving Brit, but we really don't know if this friendship can be salvaged.
Here's everything else you need to know: Brandi compared herself to The Jeffersons when she announced that she was "movin' on up" into a bigger and better 90210 mansion. We also learned that she's sleeping with her realtor—Do you think that'll get her a discount on the house? Kim got a new dog named Kingsley, and it appears that pup is determined to destroy everything in its path.
And now onto the newbies: Carlton warned everyone not to "f**k with" her children's names. Why all the hostility? Well, it appears that she has named her three children, Destiny, Mystery and Cross. Umm… Okay, then. Lastly, Joyce seemed to be the most normal of the bedazzled beauties. However her pageant girl good looks already seemed to be stirring up jealousy in the group.
Best Quotes of the Night
"Joyce is cute, and for sure has better hair than Kyle."—Yolanda. This will go over well!
"Don't f--k with my children's name!"—Carlton, who named her children Destiny, Mystery and Cross
"In my world, money doesn't talk; it swears."—Carlton's credits quote
Worst Quote of the Night
Brandi referred to herself as "a white version of The Jeffersons." Sigh.