We're pretty convinced that Jessica Alba is actually wearing a shirt.
There's no way that this itty-bitty Kenzo frock was designed to be a dress! Unless the Machette Kills actress has longer legs than we realized, the hemline on this mini sits directly below her family jewels. Yes, she's wearing opaque tights to avoid any wardrobe malfunctions (what's the nether-region version of a nip slip?), but even covered up the mother of two still looks super sexy.