There's good news for all you party kids. You now have all-new options to satisfy your munchies at Jack in the Box, which is rolling out its new late-night menu known as—literally—"Jack's Munchie Meals." Call it the antithesis to Burger King's healthier French fry announcement this week.
Yup, from 9 p.m. to 5 a.m. every night, you'll have access to insane (and sort of strangely paired) quantities of food for $6. Think two tacos, "halfsie" fries (that's half regular, half seasoned curly—natch), a drink, plus one of four new entrees: the Stacked Grilled Cheese Burger, Exploding Cheesy Chicken Sandwich, Loaded Chicken Nuggets and the Brunch Burger.
To recap: There is actually a burger, stuffed with mozzarella sticks, that has "Exploding" in its official name. (Jimmy Kimmel even poked fun at it in his sketch "Real or Fake Fast Food Item?" inspired by the new menu. You can't make this stuff up.) And there's a "Brunch Burger" for when you've been dancing in a dark room so long you have absolutely no idea what time it is.
And don't try to roll on in at dinnertime thinking you can scoop up this goodness after work—it's exclusively available to the late-night crowd. (Cue the soundtrack we imagine goes along with any trip to Jack in the Box for a Munchie Meal: "We can't stop...We won't stop.")
Just keep it safe kids, and remember to designate a driver for your Exploding Cheesy Chicken run. Bon appétit!