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    Amy Poehler Jokes About Best Friend Requirements: "Money" and "a Sweet-Ass Booty"

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    Amy Poehler is beloved by millions of TV viewers, so it's no surprise that the Parks and Recreation star has plenty of pals. But what does the 42-year-old actress look for in a best friend? In a Sept. 19 interview with Vulture, Poehler—in jest—listed her unusual and super-specific requirements.

    "The things that everyone should look for: money, connections, power, sexiness, thick hair, fast cars, a sweet-ass booty, and a desire to travel. All those things," she quipped. "I haven't been able to find one person that meets that criteria."

    VIDEO: Amy Poehler talks about life as a twerking mom

    Poehler is also looking for "someone who not only can work it but twerk it, and if you don't know the difference, beat it. I was thinking today that I don't think enough people are talking about how hard-twerking mothers work. Or how hard it is to be a twerking mother these days."

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    In fact, just last week the Saturday Night Live alum went on a "twerking mom" rant with E! Online's very own Kristin Dos Santos. "When you're a twerking mother, balance is really important because you don't want to go too low and blow out your butt and bust your knee. So balance as a twerking mother is important," she joked. "What I do is, I don't bring my boys with me when I'm twerking. I want to keep my twerk and my boys separate. And they really don't want to see that. It's not good for them. Also, I twerk real slow. My twerking is not about style—it's more about longevity. I start real slow."

    Poehler's twerking may be slow, but her wit is faster than ever.

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