Speidi in D.C. Has Us Running for the Hills

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt attend the White House Correspondent's dinner

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag hobnobbed with the president this weekend at the annual White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Two conniving white kids born to privilege and squandering their every advantage on vapid and vain pursuits? We wonder what they talked to Bush about.

Something in his slimey, flag-waving smile tells us this isn’t the last time Spencer wants to get inside the White House. President...Speidi?

O, Canada! Our home and native land!